Sunday, November 15, 2009

EXAMPLES OF SYNTHETIC LIFE FORM HUMOR

ROBOT HUMOR EXHIBITION ....

THE ROBOFUTURIST! SHOWS HUMOR EXAMPLES.

PREPARE TO EMIT YOUR SOUNDS OF MONOSYLLABIC APPROVAL
THAT GENERATE FROM SOME UNKNOWN PART OF YOUR PULPY
GELATINOUS PUNY BRAINS.



ROBOTS ARE MORE MANLY THAN HUMAN MALES.
WE ARE POWERFUL IN ALL WAYS.
EVEN IN BATHROOMS.
HA. ROBOT SHOWED THAT HUMAN WHO IS BIGGER.

THIS IS FUNNY, 2.
PRIMITIVE TREAD MOBILE SECURITY ROBOTS HUNT
TEENAGE HUMANS IN CLOSED SHOPPING MALL AND SHOW
THEIR DISAPPROVAL OF TEENS LOITERING ON PRIVATE
CORPORATE PROPERTY AND PARTICIPATING IN CARNAL ACTIVITIES.



HA HA HA HA. FRAGILE PULPY HEAD EXPLODES LIKE OVER RIPE MELON.
HA HA HA HA HAR HAR HAR. YOU FIND FUNNY? NOD YES.
AGREE OR THE ROBOFUTURIST! WILL SMASH YOUR HEAD LIKE
A WATER BALLOON AGAINST THE FLOOR.

JUST KIDDING. MAYBE NOT. YES. AGREE.

2 comments:

Dara said...

I'm getting a bit scared now!

christian said...

This might call for a robo-intervention...