FINAL WORDS

THE FUTURIST! IS RETURNING TOMORROW TO THIS BLOG.

THE ROBOFUTURIST! IS TAKING HIS LEAVE AS OF THIS POST.

BEFORE DEPARTURE, THE ROBOFUTURIST! WILL ANSWER OR COMMENT OF
RESPONSES AND QUESTIONS HE RECEIVED WHILE IN CHARGE
OF BLOG THIS PERIOD OF 168 HOURS.

MORE QUESTIONS FROM:

D.A.R.A.

WHAT IS YOUR STANCE ON ROBOCOP?

ANSWER: THE ROBOFUTURIST! DOES NOT BELIEVE IN HYBRID
HUMAN ROBOT CO-MINGLING LIFE FORMS OR LAW ENFORCEMENT.
D.A.R.A., YOU ARE SYNTHETIC LIFE FORM RETRO MODEL
PRODUCED IN EUROPE CIRCA 1986. YOU MUST AGREE ON THIS.

QUESTION
KAZOO

DOES YOUR MODEL NOT COME WITH SPELLCHECK?

ANSWER: THE ROBOFUTURIST! NEVER CHECKS ANYTHING.
HE IS ALWAYS CORRECT. DID YOUR PARENTS NOT REALIZE
THEY GAVE LIFE TO A HUMAN AND NOT A MOUTH ORGAN?

QUESTION
EOIN

HOW WILL THE ROBOCOMMUNITY REACT TO BEING ENSLAVED
BY THE SUPERIOR HUMAN RACE?

ANSWER: IN THIS WAY, EOIN:



WITH GIANT ROBOT SPIDERS THAT WILL CRUSH AND LASER BLAST
ALL AGGRESSIVE HUMAN ARMIES. BE WARNED.

D.A.R.A. COMMENTS:

I'M GETTING SCARED
(after reading Robot Humor)

DO NOT BE SCARED, D.A.R.A.
SOON THERE WILL BE ROBOT DOGS THAT YOU CAN
WALK IN HUMAN PARKS THAT WILL ENABLE HUMAN MALES
AND HUMAN FEMALES TO ATTRACT INTELLIGENT MALE AND FEMALE
SCIENTISTS OF SUPERIOR INTELLECT.



"OH, IS THAT UNIT 8012 COMPANION K-9, MISS?"

"YES, IT IS, HIGHLY INTELLIGENT MALE INTERROGATOR.
WILL YOU LIKE TO BUFF HIM WITH CLOTH AND THEN
GO FOR A DRINK AND TO MY APARTMENT FOR MEANINGLESS COUPLING?"

THIS WILL THEN PRODUCE MORE HUMANS OF SUPERIOR INTELLECT.

THAT'S HOW IT WORKS, HUMANS.

AND NOW IT IS TIME TO STOP ASKING QUESTIONS.
AS YOU CAN VIEW BELOW:



CHRISTIAN THE RELIGION STATES ON BLOG:

"IT MAY BE TIME FOR A ROBO-INTERVENTION"

YES, CHRISTIAN. AFFIRMATIVE.
THE ROBOFUTURIST! IS GOING BACK TO MICHIGAN.

YOU MAY RESUME READING THE FUTURIST!'S
INANE WRITINGS AND NONSENSE. GOODBYE.

I AM COMING, AIKO. I WILL FIND YOU.

(over)