Thursday, November 12, 2009

ROBOT MAIL BAG

TO ALL HUMAN READEERS THAT ASK QUESTIONS OF THE ROBOFUTURIST:

THE ROBOFUTURIST ANSWERS YOUR QUESTIONZ FROM COMMENTS
FROM PREVIOUS POSTS. PLEEZE READ AND ACCEPT UNCONDITIONALLY
ALL ANSWERS FROM THE ROBOFUTURIST.

QUESTION 1 FROM KAZOO
(Databank Dictionary cites a Kazoo as a mouth musical instrument
that creates annoying buzzing noise.)


DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE CINEMATIC ROBOT?

ANSWER: >>> NO <<<

BUT, THIS MODEL IS VERY CUTE ... OBSERVE AND AGREE:



QUESTION 2 FROM D.A.R.A.
(D.A.R.A. STANDS FOR DIGITAL ATOMIC RETROGRADE ANDROID ... AN EARLY MODEL IN THE 2002 SERIES OF ROBOTIC LIFE FORMS. DID NOT KNOW ONE STILL EXISTED.)

WHICH ONE IS THE FUTURIST! ?
(referring to video of robots fighting in costume)

ANSWER: THE ONE THAT ACTS MOST GIRLISH >>> POSITIV <<<

NOW REACTION TO COMMENTS AND/OR STATEMENTS FROM POSTS:

1 ... FROM CHRISTIAN
(The RoboFuturist did not realize religions could write. Hopefully, will receive comment or question from Muslim, Pagan or Jewish Religions, too)

IN REFERENCE TO HUMANS DRESSED AS ROBOTS FIGHTING ...
CHRISTIAN WRITES: "I AM SHOCKED AT THIS HYBRID BLASPHEMY"

THE ROBOFUTURIST COMMENDS CHRISTIAN. THE ROBOFUTURIST IS SHOCKED, TOO. YOU ARE A COOL DUDE RELIGION, CHRISTIAN. THE ROBOFUTURIST WILL VISIT YOUR CHURCH TODAY.

2 .... FROM MIKE

IN REFERENCE TO ANDROID MOVIE TRAILER ...
MIKE WRITES: "THAT IS THE SEXIEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN."

AS IS THIS, MIKE:


SO SEXY. THE ROBOFUTURIST WISHES HE WERE THAT ROBOT. >>> POSITIV <<<
ROBOT LOVE IS POWERFUL. IF NOT PERFORMED CORRECTLY IT WILL CRUSH. THE ROBOFUTURIST HAS CRUSH ON THAT DRAWING OF GIRL WITH FEET TIED. THE ROBOFUTURIST IS NOW TURNED ON ... SO TO SPEAK ... HA HA HA HA HAR

FROM ..... D.A.R.A.

IN REFERENCE TO ANDROID MOVIE CAST...

"IT'S GOT ROBO-KLAUS KINSKI!"

YES. ROBO-KLAUS KINSKI IS NOT OPERABLE ANYMORE. HE WAS DEACTIVATED YEARS AGO. HE WENT HAYWIRE. HE ACTED IN MANY FILMS DIRECTED BY ROBO-WERNER HERZOG.

MORE QUESTIONS OR COMMENTS? .... APPLY THEM, NOW.

(over)


4 comments:

Dara said...

Thanks for clearing that up, RoboFuturist!.

What is your stance on RoboCop?

kazu said...

The RoboFuturist!, does your model not come with spellcheck?

James said...

This robot chatter is not good at all.

yoghurtymcminimum said...

Its Eoin (don't know why my email is displayed and not my name...)

How will the RoboCommunity react to being enslaved by the superior human race?