Sunday, April 4, 2010

Last Supper Artifact


THE FUTURIST! bid on this rare archeological find at Finchbury's Gallery in Utter Despair, N.J. It is the original LAST SUPPER TV TRAY! Scientific analysis proves that Jesus had not bread and wine served, but Yankee style Turkey, mixed peas and carrots, mashed potatoes (with real giblet gravy), Apple Cobbler and a side of blasphemy! (ba-ba-ding!)

2 comments:

Darragh said...

I think you've been had!

THE FUTURIST! said...

Don't worry. THE FUTURIST! lost the bidding contest. But, he did pick up an ancient recipe for JUDAS ASPARAGUS.