Friday, July 24, 2009


When visiting the Amazon region, do not urinate in the water, faithful readers. Stay on the ground. Please find and station yourself behind a large bush, tree or native hut to relieve yourself; it will satisfy your modesty and not result in having your urethra invaded by a parasite fish that will consume your flesh and blood while residing in your urinary tract. The cultured BBC narrator will explain in the video below. Please hold onto your groin.

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