This all led to THE FUTURIST! writing that it would be humorous if he and Jeremy Mathews made a list of men they would "go gay" for and create dual blog posts exposing these names of the men. The names were qualified as those in Film, Authors, Artists, etc. So, as part of THE FUTURIST!'s occasional TOP 5 LISTS, which appear here as observations from Utter Despair, THE FUTURIST! presents his list.
THE FUTURIST! and Jeremy discussed whether the men should be of the past or present ... it was never quite determined, so THE FUTURIST! is creating a list that will specify when he would or would have gone gay for the person.
To relax you, dear reader, as you peruse,
let THE FUTURIST! provide some mood music.
This is very psychologically revealing for THE FUTURIST!
THE FUTURIST!'s TOP 5 GUYS HE'D GO GAY FOR
(in alphabetical order)
1. JAMES BADGE DALE
He can be seen currently on the
AMC Television show RUBICON
THE FUTURIST! has been told Mr. Dale was on the
HBO series THE PACIFIC and on 24, but on
that program he sported a shaved pate.
THE FUTURIST! prefers the curly wavy grayish
riding atop his furrowed brow as pictured above.
2. HUGH DANCY
THE FUTURIST! could write more about
what a good actor Mr Dancy is or how he can produce
impeccable American accents or how he looks in Autumnal
sweaters or corduroy or a suit and tie,
but from the picture above, it appears that Mr. Dancy is facially
expressing how perturbed he feels appearing on this list.
THE FUTURIST! will cease and move on ...
3. F. SCOTT FITZGERALD
What more can THE FUTURIST! write?
Who wouldn't want to have cocktails with a sauced up
Fitzgerald and make sexual filthy illusions
about his Great Gatsby?
Oh, he was Beautiful and THE FUTURIST! is Damned.
4. JEAN PIERRE LEAUD
Truffaut's movie creation of Antoine Doinel
was perfectly cast with this somewhat look-alike
of the director himself.
THE FUTURIST! couldn't decide on which to select.
The Director or The Actor?
THE FUTURIST! can't speak French, but
he can say...
Menage a trois?
5. TERENCE STAMP
THE FUTURIST! would definitely Go Gay
for the 60s era Stamp.
Look at him above in that shot from MODESTY BLAISE.
Very handsome and he can be oh so innocent and then devilish.
THE FUTURIST! is not interested in the General Zod Stamp
of SUPERMAN II ... especially when
he was in that black S&M Krypton outfit
and demanded people to kneel before him.
THE FUTURIST! would kneel for him, but
only circa 1965 or so.
AND NOW THE WILD CARD GUY THE FUTURIST!
WOULD GO GAY FOR ...
Yes, he would be the Wild Card.
Because he can look quite strange at times ...
like a bug eyed creature with a sickly countenance.
But, THE FUTURIST! would definitely
consider him .... ONLY he if wears a tuxedo.
In this case, the clothes do make the man.
At least, for THE FUTURIST!
You may find Jeremy Mathews' List
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