Monday, December 21, 2009

Christmas Less Than 10 Minute Matinee

It's the Holiday Season and THE FUTURIST! is inviting you to the special Yuletide Less Than 10 Minute Matinee at the theater of the MIND! Are you done shopping for useless items that you inflict on others as they give you useless items in exchange? Are you done with a morning of filling the greedy corporate pockets of the shopping mall retail robots with your hard earned cash? If so, please get your ticket and follow THE FUTURIST! to your seat in the theater. First up is a coming attraction for a delightful Mexican Kiddie holiday movie called SANTA CLAUS produced by K. Gordon Murray (the kiddie matinee King of the 60s). In this dubbed mess, Santa has a laboratory with rubber lipped computers, employs Merlin as a slave and battles demons. It's a hallucinogenic mess designed to make you laugh as you lose your sanity.

And now Holiday Greetings from the Management with a special Christmas Seals message from actress Virginia Mayo ....

Finally our feature presentation. Happy Holiday Movie viewing, everyone!

directed by Charles E. Sellier Jr.


Robert said...

Be careful not to catch TB this Christmas Mr. F!

Dara said...

I feel all Christmassy now!