It is rumored that the Utter Despair Elementary School's
Spring Play will be David Mamet's GLENGARRY GLEN ROSS
performed by Miss Delacorte's 5th Grade thespians.
THE FUTURIST! wishes to salute (but not in a Fascist manner)
his Irish comrade ROB2D, the Emerald Island's Astute
Archeologist of Odd and Eccentric Videos.