Sunday, August 2, 2009

Being Missed by Van Der Beek

James Van Der Beek is very distressed
over the fact that THE FUTURIST!
has not been posting more entries on this blog.
THE FUTURIST! apologizes to him and all others
that may have visited only to find
"scheduled" postings of regular features.
THE FUTURIST! has been preoccupied
and away from Utter Despair,
but still in utter despair.
He promises to get his sh*t together.


Dara said...

Don't cry, Jimmy Van Der Beek!

Why isn't he in more films? The Rules of Attraction was good...


He has a shallow acting range, though, doesn't he? Maybe as shallow as a creek.