Friday, February 27, 2009

Jonas Brunchers

If only those Jonas Brothers were being chased by flesh eating zombies who had super human speed who finally cornered them BEFORE they could perform on stage for 11 yr old tweens, ripped the Abercrombie & Fitch clothes off of them AND tore their limbs off, while Joe, Nick and Kevin screamed like little girls. Then, after the carnage, two tweens fight over Joe's decapitated half eaten head and screech , "It's MINE! MINE!! I SAW IT FIRST!" ... oh, THE FUTURIST! would pay to see that film.

Oh, and it better be in 3D. THE FUTURIST! still has his Coraline 3D glasses which he secreted out of the theater. He's ready for the Jonas chow down.

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