who gets lost a lot and never finds her way to her destination.
This is tale (told in sleep inducing monotone) is only to lead her
into a very clever metaphor using a GPS device
to proselytize her beliefs on her audience.
Sly Willie Pollard! You fooled THE FUTURIST!
THE FUTURIST! was given a GPS for his car on his birthday last April 25th.
So, far it has not led him to belief in anything but frustration and not
wanting to get into the damn car. If he was only as calm as Willie Pollard.