Sagittarius Birthday Salute

We shall soon say goodbye to 2010
and today we say goodbye to the year's Horoscope Birthday Salutes
performed by the honey throated crooner Harvey Sid Fisher.

THE FUTURIST! finds Harvey leaving us with his salute
to the astrological sign of Sagittarius.
Harvey is singing of the traits of those born under
this symbol, but in many ways , THE FUTURIST! feels
he is singing, in a coded manner, about his love life.
The red haired dancer is gone ... again.
She has been playing with Harvey's heart throughout the year
and luring Harvey on with her on again, off again prancing.
But this time melancholy Harvey sings this:

"...things don't always work out as I planned.
I'll get hurt, but I'll heal and say Ready, Lord, your deal.
I feel lucky let's play one more hand."

He ends with optimism and glances to the brunette dancer
who has appeared several times, but who has not been as
aggressively flirting as that sultry redhead.

Now, Harvey notices her ... and a new flame stirs in his heart.
And ... in a beautiful filmed gesture of symbolism,
the song ends with a superimposed shot of the dancer's
hand over Harvey's tuxedo clad heart.

Goodbye, Harvey. Happy New Year.
May Management still comp you free drinks during
your performances. And may they be not watered down.

Scorpio Birthday Salute

Harvey's Scorpio song is rather odd.
He sings of the characteristics of the birth sign,
but he then denies them. Is he implying that Scorpios are deceptive?

Harvey seems a bit stiff. Maybe too many cocktails.
The fiery redhead dancer is really turning on the oomph.
And she really gives Harvey the lust look at the very end
and seems to move in for the kill. Hubba Hubba, Harvey.

Next month will be the last song.
Will they finally find love and not
just this bad nightclub flirtation?

Libra Birthday Salute

SHOCKtober postings will be interrupted briefly
by the monthly Harvey Sid Fisher Horoscope Song.
Well, actually when you think about it, Harvey Sid Fisher's
singing fits right into SHOCKtober. So scary, isn't it?
Harvey seems to be getting really desperate with his lyrics.
He is working in the scale symbolism of the LIBRA sign with some
references to a person born under the sign and dieting.

And it appears that his red headed dancer is BACK!
Harvey spends quite a bit of his performance staring at her
and smiling as she shimmies in her belly dancing outfit.
Harvey is in love again ... working in the line
"taking good care of my body" into the LIBRA song.
Oh, Harvey, you smiling insinuating rogue!

VIRGO Birthday Salute

THE FUTURIST! feels that this may be Harvey's worst Horoscope
song. How many times does he say VIRGO? And his usual interpretive
dancer has been replaced by a younger girl. THE FUTURIST! suspected
there was some "love" chemistry being Bunsen burned between Harvey
and that other woman. Could there have been a professional rift
after a torrid affair between the astrological melodic performances?

Is THE FUTURIST! thinking about this too much?

Yes.

Leo Birthday Salute

Does Harvey Sid Fisher realize that
his dancing girl is dressed as a cheetah
or a leopard and not the lion that represents
the Astrology sign of LEO? Does he even care?

Cancer Birthday Salute

A very short astrology song selection from Harvey.
Full of vocal longing and sadness. Could Harvey be a Cancer
and this composition and performance comes from his aching heart?
At the finale, it seems Harvey's full attention is focused on his
dancer/performance artist who is doing an Arabian type of gyration.
Has he finally noticed her after all these songs?

Is this love?

Gemini Birthday Salute

THE FUTURIST! thinks Harvey Sid Fisher always wanted to sleep with twin groupies ... but it never happened. He's bitter.

Taurus Birthday Salute

"Talkin' 'bout the Bully Bull Bull!"

Aries Birthday Salute

Harvey Sid Fischer is back with a salute to
those born under the sign of The Ram.

After hearing this ditty, THE FUTURIST!
feels like ramming his head against the wall.

Pisces Birthday Salute

Harvey Sid Fisher ramps up his Astrology Sign Song technique
with this little ditty about those born under the sign
of The Fish ... Pa Pa Pa PISCES!

Speaking of fish ... do you smell something bad?

Aquarius Birthday Salute

Yes, Harvey Sid Fisher is back with a special song
for all you birthday babies under the water bearer sign.

And after this tune, THE FUTURIST! needs to run his head under some tap water.

Capricorn Birthday Salute

Horoscope Song Stylings provided by Harvey Sid Fisher.
Appearing soon at The Bar of Avon in Utter Despair, N.J.
Tickets are available ... lots of tickets.
You can have as many as you want.
Take them.
Please.