Tuesday, January 26, 2010

THE FUTURIST! presents MORALITY THEATER

Today on MORALITY THEATER, THE FUTURIST! presents a lesson in the dangers of imbibing. The perils of alcohol consumption are depicted in this modern morality tale of several well-dressed teenagers and their many mistakes involving the Devil's Beverage. Yes ... alcohol is a wicked temptation that will only lead you to terrible decisions and a miserable life. THE FUTURIST! wants you to watch this and contemplate what the Narrator says ... and THE FUTURIST! will join you in the Theater, as soon as he finds the olives and sits back with a nice martini. Remember ... ALCOHOL IS DYNAMITE! (especially if it involves a really nice sharp clean vodka!)


2 comments:

Robert said...

Wheel of morality turn turn turn, tell us the lesson that we should learn!

Dara said...

A picnic, eh? It's still knacker-drinking! Unless, of course, there are crisps. Then it's a picnic.