Monday, September 7, 2009

Less Than 10 Minute Matinee # 4

Our next attraction features bad dubbing, women in constant states of undress, blatant product placement for Lufthansa airlines and confusing fight scenes. Bring your aspirin and a flask!



THE FUTURIST! implores you to visit the concession stand for popcorn bathed in real artery clogging butter. This butter is concentrated by melting 25 sticks in one super heated vat and then doused on your kernels! Or if you are impatient for heart disease, an usher will provide you with an I.V. tubing, stand, and butter bag to take to your seat. Yum.



Our feature presentation is a delicate drama containing understated acting, beautiful costuming and camera work of subtle genius!


BLOOD FEAST (1963)
directed by Herschell Gordon Lewis

2 comments:

Dara said...

Great name!
Horrible food!
Darkplace!

THE FUTURIST! said...

Triple THREAT!!