The Mind is a Terrible Thing at Rest

This morning after viewing the dream recorded disc from The Seussonoras Cerebral Slumber Sensor (developed by Seussonoras Labs in Ypsilanti, Michigan - patent pending), THE FUTURIST! decided that he would never watch parts of FANTASTIC MR. FOX, have an Italian pasta dinner and drink vodka.

* shudder *

"Dream Things That Never Were and I Say Why Not?"

THE FUTURIST! has had trouble sleeping. His schedule is playing havoc with the ON AND OFF Switch in his brain. He, also, has awoken with sinus problems leading to him to NOT being able to relax. He is then not able to fall back asleep due to the nasal pressure which begins to give him a headache. Once he arises, the pressure eases. Oh, it's a seasonal problem he has never really encountered before with this much intensity. Because of this clogged up congo line of congestion, THE FUTURIST! has been having strange dreams. As always, when this occurs THE FUTURIST! hooks up the Dr. Seussonoras Cerebral Slumber Image Sensor machine (patent pending) to his temples while asleep. This marvelous mechanism records visuals that are manifested in the noggin during the night.

Example recorded December 8,2010:


Incredible. A psychedelic gyrating jumble involving the strumming of a phallic instrument. After this kaleidoscope of craziness the dream led to a psychosexual scene* involving an argyle sweater vest, a collection of Hardy Boys mysteries, bare feet and a Benedictine Monk's hooded cloak.

* The Seussonoras Cerebral Slumber Image Sensor (patent pending) does not record the naughty stuff. It has a parental lock installed that does not permit Internet transmission.

Kudos to THE OCTOPUS PROJECT

THE FUTURIST! Asks ...

What could this very scary dream*,

that he had last night, possibly mean?



*dream visual provided by the
Seussonoras Cerebral Slumber Sensor
(patent pending)
Special SHOCKtober Model

Mind Games

THE FUTURIST! believes an INCEPTION

took place in his subconscious last night

while he was dreaming.

Evidence is pictured above, courtesy

of The Seussonoras Cerebral Slumber Sensor,

(patent pending)

which he applied to his noggin before hitting the hay.

Who is responsible for this cranial intrusion?

Why would they do this?

This is totally outrageous!

Luckily, he was awakened, before total Inception

could take place, by the sound of his neighbors

having extremely loud physical carnal knowledge of each other

while reciting lines from Eugene O'Neill's

THE ICEMAN COMETH.