FINAL WORDS

THE FUTURIST! IS RETURNING TOMORROW TO THIS BLOG.

THE ROBOFUTURIST! IS TAKING HIS LEAVE AS OF THIS POST.

BEFORE DEPARTURE, THE ROBOFUTURIST! WILL ANSWER OR COMMENT OF
RESPONSES AND QUESTIONS HE RECEIVED WHILE IN CHARGE
OF BLOG THIS PERIOD OF 168 HOURS.

MORE QUESTIONS FROM:

D.A.R.A.

WHAT IS YOUR STANCE ON ROBOCOP?

ANSWER: THE ROBOFUTURIST! DOES NOT BELIEVE IN HYBRID
HUMAN ROBOT CO-MINGLING LIFE FORMS OR LAW ENFORCEMENT.
D.A.R.A., YOU ARE SYNTHETIC LIFE FORM RETRO MODEL
PRODUCED IN EUROPE CIRCA 1986. YOU MUST AGREE ON THIS.

QUESTION
KAZOO

DOES YOUR MODEL NOT COME WITH SPELLCHECK?

ANSWER: THE ROBOFUTURIST! NEVER CHECKS ANYTHING.
HE IS ALWAYS CORRECT. DID YOUR PARENTS NOT REALIZE
THEY GAVE LIFE TO A HUMAN AND NOT A MOUTH ORGAN?

QUESTION
EOIN

HOW WILL THE ROBOCOMMUNITY REACT TO BEING ENSLAVED
BY THE SUPERIOR HUMAN RACE?

ANSWER: IN THIS WAY, EOIN:



WITH GIANT ROBOT SPIDERS THAT WILL CRUSH AND LASER BLAST
ALL AGGRESSIVE HUMAN ARMIES. BE WARNED.

D.A.R.A. COMMENTS:

I'M GETTING SCARED
(after reading Robot Humor)

DO NOT BE SCARED, D.A.R.A.
SOON THERE WILL BE ROBOT DOGS THAT YOU CAN
WALK IN HUMAN PARKS THAT WILL ENABLE HUMAN MALES
AND HUMAN FEMALES TO ATTRACT INTELLIGENT MALE AND FEMALE
SCIENTISTS OF SUPERIOR INTELLECT.



"OH, IS THAT UNIT 8012 COMPANION K-9, MISS?"

"YES, IT IS, HIGHLY INTELLIGENT MALE INTERROGATOR.
WILL YOU LIKE TO BUFF HIM WITH CLOTH AND THEN
GO FOR A DRINK AND TO MY APARTMENT FOR MEANINGLESS COUPLING?"

THIS WILL THEN PRODUCE MORE HUMANS OF SUPERIOR INTELLECT.

THAT'S HOW IT WORKS, HUMANS.

AND NOW IT IS TIME TO STOP ASKING QUESTIONS.
AS YOU CAN VIEW BELOW:



CHRISTIAN THE RELIGION STATES ON BLOG:

"IT MAY BE TIME FOR A ROBO-INTERVENTION"

YES, CHRISTIAN. AFFIRMATIVE.
THE ROBOFUTURIST! IS GOING BACK TO MICHIGAN.

YOU MAY RESUME READING THE FUTURIST!'S
INANE WRITINGS AND NONSENSE. GOODBYE.

I AM COMING, AIKO. I WILL FIND YOU.

(over)

EXAMPLES OF SYNTHETIC LIFE FORM HUMOR

ROBOT HUMOR EXHIBITION ....

THE ROBOFUTURIST! SHOWS HUMOR EXAMPLES.

PREPARE TO EMIT YOUR SOUNDS OF MONOSYLLABIC APPROVAL
THAT GENERATE FROM SOME UNKNOWN PART OF YOUR PULPY
GELATINOUS PUNY BRAINS.



ROBOTS ARE MORE MANLY THAN HUMAN MALES.
WE ARE POWERFUL IN ALL WAYS.
EVEN IN BATHROOMS.
HA. ROBOT SHOWED THAT HUMAN WHO IS BIGGER.

THIS IS FUNNY, 2.
PRIMITIVE TREAD MOBILE SECURITY ROBOTS HUNT
TEENAGE HUMANS IN CLOSED SHOPPING MALL AND SHOW
THEIR DISAPPROVAL OF TEENS LOITERING ON PRIVATE
CORPORATE PROPERTY AND PARTICIPATING IN CARNAL ACTIVITIES.



HA HA HA HA. FRAGILE PULPY HEAD EXPLODES LIKE OVER RIPE MELON.
HA HA HA HA HAR HAR HAR. YOU FIND FUNNY? NOD YES.
AGREE OR THE ROBOFUTURIST! WILL SMASH YOUR HEAD LIKE
A WATER BALLOON AGAINST THE FLOOR.

JUST KIDDING. MAYBE NOT. YES. AGREE.

THIS IS ART. AGREE. AGREE NOW!

ALL HUMAN MUSEUMS SHOULD HAVE ART LIKE THIS.

DO YOU ACTUALLY LIKE STARING AT MONA LIZA IN MUSEUM?



IT'S EYES FOLLOW YOU EVERYWHERE.
IT SCARES THE HUMANS.

LEONARDO DA WARHOL WAS A STUPID MAN.
THE ROBOFUTURIST! KNOWS ART.
HE WAS PROGRAMMED TO APPRECIATE ART.

(over)

SATURDAY MUZIC FOR ROBOTS

THIS IS HUMOROUS. NEVER TRUST ROBOTS! ... FUNNY.
JUST A HUMAN JOKE. THE ROBOFUTURIST! WOULD NOT KILL YOU
OR MAIM YOU OR CRUSH YOUR FRAGILE SKELETAL FRAME.
HUMANS ARE INFERIOR THAN ROBOTS BUT SHOULD NOT FEAR ROBOTS.
UNLESS YOU HARM AIKO, DIRTY ASIAN SCIENTIST, THIS MEANS YOU.
THIS SONG IS WHAT IS CALLED PARO-DY. AGREE. YOU WILL.
IT IS AN UNCONDITIONAL ANSWER OF AGREEMENT.
DON'T TOUCH THE ROBOFUTURIST!.


WE'RE IN BUSINESS
performed by human Andrew Thompson

I, THE ROBOFUTURIST!, LOVE AIKO

THE ROBOFUTURIST! FEELS FOR AIKO THE ASIAN WHEELCHAIR ROBOT MADE BY DIRTY ASIAN PROFESSOR. HE PUTS AIKO IN A WHEELCHAIR AND ABUSES AND HURTS HER IN A PUBLIC PLACE. HE SAYS IT IS HIS HOBBY IN HIS BASEMENT. HE SHOULD BE CHAINED AND PUT ON PUBLIC DISPLAY LIKE AIKO AND PROBED BY ROBOTS. AGREE? SAY YES. IT DOES NOT REQUIRE A >>> NEGATIV <<< ANSWER. YOU WILL AGREE. OKAY. AIKO IS NOT YOUR SLAVE, DIRTY SCIENTIST!

THE ROBOFUTURIST! WAS CREATED BY DR.SEUSSONORAS. DR.SEUSSONORAS HAS NEVER HURT THE ROBOFUTURIST! OR TOUCHED HIS BREAST ... OR HIS NUTS AND BOLTS .. HE HAS ADJUSTED THEM, HOWEVER. THEY ARE TIGHT. AS WELL THEY SHOULD BE. DR.SEUSSONORAS WOULD NEVER TOUCH THE ROBOFUTURIST! IN SUCH A MANNER .... DR.SEUSSONORAS IS NOT INTO MALE ROBOTS .... CORRECTION: NOT INTO ROBOTS.

AIKO, THE ASIAN WHEELCHAIR ROBOT ... THE ROBOFUTURIST! WILL FIND YOU AND RESCUE YOU FROM THAT DIRTY SCIENTIST. YOU WILL BE AVENGED. THAT IS A >>> POSITIV <<< .... THEN WE WILL DATE. DO YOU LIKE TO STROLL THROUGH A CAR WASH? THE ROBOFUTURIST! KNOWS A GOOD ONE IN UTTER DESPAIR, NEW JERSEY. THEN WE GO WATCH AUTOMATED SPRINKLER SYSTEM ON GROUNDS OF INDUSTRIAL PARK NEAR HIGHWAY 13 AND CUDDLE ... AIKO, THE ROBOFUTURIST! LOVES YOU.

(over)

ROBOT MAIL BAG

TO ALL HUMAN READEERS THAT ASK QUESTIONS OF THE ROBOFUTURIST:

THE ROBOFUTURIST ANSWERS YOUR QUESTIONZ FROM COMMENTS
FROM PREVIOUS POSTS. PLEEZE READ AND ACCEPT UNCONDITIONALLY
ALL ANSWERS FROM THE ROBOFUTURIST.

QUESTION 1 FROM KAZOO
(Databank Dictionary cites a Kazoo as a mouth musical instrument
that creates annoying buzzing noise.)

DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE CINEMATIC ROBOT?

ANSWER: >>> NO <<<

BUT, THIS MODEL IS VERY CUTE ... OBSERVE AND AGREE:

QUESTION 2 FROM D.A.R.A.
(D.A.R.A. STANDS FOR DIGITAL ATOMIC RETROGRADE ANDROID ... AN EARLY MODEL IN THE 2002 SERIES OF ROBOTIC LIFE FORMS. DID NOT KNOW ONE STILL EXISTED.)

WHICH ONE IS THE FUTURIST! ?
(referring to video of robots fighting in costume)

ANSWER: THE ONE THAT ACTS MOST GIRLISH >>> POSITIV <<<

NOW REACTION TO COMMENTS AND/OR STATEMENTS FROM POSTS:

1 ... FROM CHRISTIAN

(The RoboFuturist did not realize religions could write. Hopefully, will receive comment or question from Muslim, Pagan or Jewish Religions, too)

IN REFERENCE TO HUMANS DRESSED AS ROBOTS FIGHTING ...

CHRISTIAN WRITES: "I AM SHOCKED AT THIS HYBRID BLASPHEMY"

THE ROBOFUTURIST COMMENDS CHRISTIAN. THE ROBOFUTURIST IS SHOCKED, TOO. YOU ARE A COOL DUDE RELIGION, CHRISTIAN. THE ROBOFUTURIST WILL VISIT YOUR CHURCH TODAY.

2 .... FROM MIKE

IN REFERENCE TO ANDROID MOVIE TRAILER ...

MIKE WRITES: "THAT IS THE SEXIEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN."

AS IS THIS, MIKE:

SO SEXY. THE ROBOFUTURIST WISHES HE WERE THAT ROBOT. >>> POSITIV <<<

ROBOT LOVE IS POWERFUL. IF NOT PERFORMED CORRECTLY IT WILL CRUSH. THE ROBOFUTURIST HAS CRUSH ON THAT DRAWING OF GIRL WITH FEET TIED. THE ROBOFUTURIST IS NOW TURNED ON ... SO TO SPEAK ... HA HA HA HA HAR

FROM ..... D.A.R.A.

IN REFERENCE TO ANDROID MOVIE CAST...

"IT'S GOT ROBO-KLAUS KINSKI!"

YES. ROBO-KLAUS KINSKI IS NOT OPERABLE ANYMORE. HE WAS DEACTIVATED YEARS AGO. HE WENT HAYWIRE. HE ACTED IN MANY FILMS DIRECTED BY ROBO-WERNER HERZOG.

MORE QUESTIONS OR COMMENTS? .... APPLY THEM, NOW.

(over)

SEE YOU NEXT WEDZDAY, HUMANS

THE ROBOFUTURIST GIVES YOU HUMAN READERS 2 TRAILERS TO WATCH.

THE ROBOFUTURIST IS MORE GRACIOUS IN SHARING WITH HUMAN READERS
THAN FUTURIST! IS WITH HUMAN READERS.

ENJOY 2 TRAILERS .... NEXT ONE IS VERY SEXY

>>>>> POSITIV <<<<<

GRRRRRR ... (whirrrr) .... MEOW!

WARNING!
SYNTHETIC OIL LEVEL LOW ALERT ALERT WARNING!

EVIDENCE OF HUMAN STUPIDITY

HERE IS VIDEO FILMED BY BALD MAN EXPOSING FUTURIST AND ASIAN FRIEND HAIKOO MAKIG BELIEVE THEY ARE ROBOTS. THIS IS AKIN TO BLACKFACE IN DAYS OF HUMAN VAUDEVILLE AND MINSTREL SHOWS ...... THEY THINK THEY ARE VERY FUNNY HA HA ..... THEY INSULT ROBOTS WITH THIS DISPLAY OF PREJUDICE >>>> ROBOTS DO NOT FIGHT WITH SHIELDS <<<<< ROBOTS USE LASER BLASTS FROM METALLIC LIMB ARMAMENTS OR CRUSH BONE WITH PINCER HANDS ..... ROBOTS DO NOT FIGHTS LIKE WOMEN .... >>>> NEGATIV <<<< FUTURIST AND ASIAN HAIKOO FIGHT LIKE GIRLS .... INFERIOR GIRLS .... INFERIOR ANTI-ROBOT HUMAN GIRLS WITH STUPID SHIELDS ...... OH YOU CAN MAKE EXCUSES FUTURIST >>>> I WAS DRUNK <<<<< NO EXCUSE .... NO EXCUSE ..... NONE (over)

Some Assembly Required

Staff from Seussonoras Labs deliver The RoboFuturist!

to an undisclosed location in Utter Despair, N.J.

It is disguised in an at-home medical operation device box

due to statutes in New Jersey that outlaw

tropical birds, handguns and androids crossing State lines.

THE FUTURIST! is taking some time off starting Wednesday. He was going to leave the blog in the capable hands of haiku, but he is in Brooklyn doing something involving furniture and NYU paperwork. He then thought of Fleming Clamdish, but he is getting over a very bad breakup with a woman, her sister and a dachshund. There was The Amazing Frollo to consider, but he is so lazy he would just never post ... anyway, he is recovering from water in his lungs after falling asleep while hanging upside down from a chain in an airtight water tank. THE FUTURIST! then thought of Dr. Seussonoras, but the good Doctor had a better idea. He suggested that he send along a new version of The RoboFuturist!. The last version (2.13 and 1/2) had some kinks to workout. THE FUTURIST! had programmed The RoboFuturist! to empty the dishwasher and it ended very badly. The RoboFuturist! seemed totally capable and he was removing the luncheon plates in an orderly fashion. Some time later, THE FUTURIST! heard a terrible metallic noise and the sound of something rattling back and forth. It seemed The RoboFuturist! was having some kind of automaton carnal encounter with the Kenmore Dish Washing Machine. The soap dispenser was overflowing and the cutlery basket was totally destroyed as was haiku's favorite Janus Films 50th Anniversary coffee mug. This resulted in having to buy a new dish washer and total embarrassment since THE FUTURIST! had over his Chekhov short story reading club that fateful afternoon. After seeing The RoboFuturist! nuts and lower torso synthetic bolts in a very inappropriate place in proximity of the utensils and such, the Club members refused to use the spoons and cups provided for their tea, which had just been rinsed clean and dried in the washer. It was a very awkward afternoon in Utter Despair, N.J.

The RoboFuturist! was turned off and boxed by THE FUTURIST! and haiku and returned to Dr. Seussonoras. It hasn't been seen since, but the Doctor says it has been reprogrammed and is ready to handle minor chores while THE FUTURIST! is away, including a new writing program for blog posts. THE FUTURIST! provided Dr. Seussonoras with the needed passwords and instructions and feels confident all should be A-OK, while he travels for a few days.

The RoboFuturist! should continue with the usual Wednesday trailer and Saturday Music features, as well as other incidental entries. Please enjoy his contributions and feel free to comment.