Ghost World

The talented scientists at Seussonoras Labs in

Ypsilanti, Michigan are currently at work

attempting to contact the Spirit World.

Why?

Because it is time for The Academy Awards

and that means THE FUTURIST! wishes to reconnect with

The Ghost of James Whale, deceased famous film director

of Hollywood past who gave us FRANKENSTEIN,

BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN, THE INVISIBLE and more.

Last year the spectral portals were opened by a seer

and medium in Utter Despair by the name of Walter Bascom.

However, Walter is now, himself, among the spirits.

He committed suicide by drinking the contents of his

salt water aquarium.

Don't ask why, please.

This time, THE FUTURIST! asked Dr. Steven Seussonoras

to assist him in making contact with The Ghost of Mr. Whale

using the advanced means of his science laboratory.

His crack staff is using the most science fictitious

apparatus to penetrate the world BEYOND!

Just a few minutes ago, Dr, Seussonoras' aide-de-camp,

The Eliminator of Bull Shit, called Utter Despair to

give news of the progress.

It seems that The Ghost of James Whale has been reached ...

but he is enjoying a pre-Oscar 2 day pool side

party at the home of The Ghost of George Cukor.

Let's keep our fingers crossed that he will

agree to be spirit expressed to Utter Despair

to assist in Oscar predictions to

be posted on Sunday afternoon.