Showing posts with label Norton Furniture. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Norton Furniture. Show all posts

Friday, May 29, 2009

Couch Trip

Get a load of these furniture store television commercials. They are indescribable; surreal and scary. THE FUTURIST! cannot fathom how "Marc" would think why anyone could enter his establishment after seeing these creepy commercials. It's as if he's saying, "Take acid, then come on in and buy a love seat stained with seamy perverted tangible fear."

THE FUTURIST! tips the hat he never wears to Vadim Rizov, Brooklynite, free lance film/music writer, misanthrope, podcast pioneer and ancestor of pre-revolutionary Russian nobility for the existence of these masterpieces.



Take a gander at this one with the man/amphibian hybrid wearing a bow tie and Mickey Mouse gloves: